So I’m popping on facebook and just so happen to see that one of the top trends is Scarlet Johansen apparently went on SNL to…make fun of Ivanka Trump, President Trumps Daughter.

Because apparently, while we were supposed to respect the Children of President Obama and leave them out of the political shit slinging, we shall not be doing the same for the Children of President Trump.

Now, I know that Ivanka is a grown woman (with kids of her own I think), who owns her own business and stuff, but still. Kids man. Leave them out of it. Of course, I’m not surprised they (the media) aren’t leaving the kids out of it, because literally every time they try to attack Trump…it blows up in their faces.

But honestly, all the “comedy” programs seem to do anymore is “Trump, Trump, and more Trump.” Look, I am well pleased with the God Emperor, but seriously. Can we please talk about something else for Gods Damned Once!

So, what was this “brilliant and hilarious” skit by ScarJo about Ivanka? Well, it’s apparently a pseudo-ad for some perfume called “Complicit.”

“She’s Ivanka. And a woman like her deserves a fragrance all her own. A scent made just for her. Because she’s beautiful. She’s powerful. She’s complicit. She’s a woman who knows what she wants, and knows what she’s doing,”…”Complicit. A fragrance for the woman who could stop all this, but won’t.”

I’m sorry, but that’s the best they could come up with? “Who could stop this, but doesn’t.”

I’m sorry, what is she supposed to do? Get a gun and shoot her own father in the head because some paranoid ass bunch of hypocrites can’t stand the thought of someone they don’t like having all the powers they were perfectly fine with Obama and Clinton having? Cause if we’re going to talk about “Complicit,” then Lawd Ahmighty, SNL has a whole lot of explaining to do. Or CNN, who actually handed over the questions for their debate to Clinton? Or any of thousands of other examples out there?

Gods, remember when SNL was actually funny? No wonder /pol/ is kicking everyone’s ass…

Well, that’s it. I’mma go see if I’ve got any milk in my fridge to drink.




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